For Your Amusement

In Theatres Now:

- The Nightmare Before Christmas 3D
- 30 Days of Night
- Gone Baby Gone
- Rendition
- Dan in Real Life
- Saw IV
- Things We Lost in the Fire
- Bee Movie
- American Gangster
- Martian Child
- The Kite Runner

Coming Soon to Theaters:

* Fred Clause - November 9

* No Country For Old Men - November 9

* Southland Tales - November 9

* Lions for Lambs - November 9

* Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium - November 16

* Beowulf - November 16

*Margot at the Wedding - November 16

* Enchanted - November 21

* August Rush - November 21

* Hitman - November 21

* Stephen King's The Mist - November 21

* I'm Not There - November 21

* This Christmas - November 21

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Kids' Quotes

Quick Quotes & Silly Kid Stories:

A little boy was in a relative's wedding.  As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop and turn to the crowd (alternating between the bride and groom's side), put his hands up like claws, and roar.  Step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle.  The crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.  The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing and was almost crying by the time he reached the pulpit.  When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."

Family:

You should never pick on your sister when she has a baseball bat in her hands.
-Joel, age 12

School:

When teachers are mad, they don't blink.
-William, age 12

Experience is the Best Teacher:

You should never mess with a kid that beat you up once already.
-Dannie, age 10

Love and Marriage:

Once I'm done with Kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife.
-Tom, age 5

How to Tell if Two People are Married:

You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-Derrick, age 8

Strategies For Making People Fall In Love With You:

Shake your hips and hope for the best!
-Camille, age 9

Quotes for Thought:

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school ."
~Albert Einstein

"Children seldom misquote.  In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. "
~ Author Unknown