For Your Amusement

In Theaters Now & Coming Soon:

*The Heartbreak Kid - In theaters October 5

*Michael Clayton - In theaters October 5

*The Seeker:The Dark is Rising - In theaters Oct 5

*Feel the Noise - In theaters October 5

*The Good Night - In theaters October 5

*Finishing the Game - In theaters October 5

*Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married - In theaters October 12

*Elizabeth: The Golden Age - In theaters October 12

*We Own the Night - In theaters October 12

*The Final Season - In theaters October 12

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Kids' Quotes

Quick Quotes & Silly Kid Stories:

"I'm being haive!" ~ 2 year old son when his mother told him to behave

"There's no one in there." ~ 6 year old son in response to seeing his father hanging pictures and tapping on the walls to find the support beams.

Family:

When your mother is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?", it's best not to answer her.
-Megan, age 13

School:

All the bad things I've heard about algebra are true.
-Erin, age 14

Experience is the Best Teacher:

Life is filled with ups and downs, but most of the time I'm going sideways.
-Leslie, age 11

Love and Marriage:

Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
-John, age 9

Kissing:

(On seeing a couple kissing) "He's trying to steal her chewing gum!"
-Boy, age 6

Quotes for Thought:

"Listen to the musn'ts child.  Listen to the don'ts.  Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts.  Listen to the never haves then listen close to me ...anything can happen child.  Anything can be."
~Shel Silverstein

"We spend the first twelve months of children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and be quiet. "
~ Phyllis Diller