In Theatres Now:
10,000 B.C.
21
The Bank Job
College Road Trip
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who
Drillbit Taylor
Leatherheads
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
Nim's Island
Prom Night
The Ruins
Shutter
Smart People
Stop-Loss
Street Kings
Superhero Movie
Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns
Coming Soon to Theaters:
*Forgetting Sarah Marshall - April 18
*Pathology - April 18
*The Forbidden Kingdom - April 18
*Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden? - April 18
*88 Minutes - April 18
*The Life Before Her Eyes - April 18
*Baby Mama - April 25
*Deal - April 25
*Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - April 25
* Then She Found Me - April 25
*Deception - April 25
*Iron Man - May 2
*Made of Honor - May 9
*Speed Racer - May 9
*What Happens in Vegas - May 9
*Frontiers - May 9
*The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - May 16
*Midnight Meat Train - May 16
*Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - May 22
http://www.cinemablend.com/previews/
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Kid Humor
Children's Exams
If you need a good laugh, then read through these children's science exam answers:
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Love this one!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A,E,I,O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
**These are true answers by the way!!
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Quotes for Thought:
"If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others."
~Haim Ginott
"The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old."
~Joan Kerr, Please Don't Eat the Daisies, 1957
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GRADUATES!
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