For Your Amusement

Movies Coming This Summer!

*Spider-Man 3: In Theaters May 4th

*Shrek the Third:  In Theaters May 18th

*Pirates of the Caribbean-At World's End: Out May 25th

*Knocked Up:  In Theaters June 1st

*Hostel 2:  In Theaters June 8th

*Ocean's Thirteen:  In Theaters June 8th

*Surf's Up:  In Theaters June 8th

*Fantastic Four-Rise of the Silver Surfer: Out June 11th

*Evan Almighty:  In Theaters June 22nd

*Ratatouille:  In Theaters June 27th

*Live Free or Die Hard:  In Theaters June 29th

*Transformers:  In Theaters July 4th

*Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:  Out July 13th

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Kids' Quotes

How do people in love typically behave?
When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour.
-Wendy, age 8

What is falling in love like?
Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
-John, age 9

Why do couples hold hands?
They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them.
-Gavin, age 8
They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing.
-John, age 9

How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?
Just see if the man picks up the check.  That's how you can tell if he's in love.
-Bobby, age 9
Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up.
-Sarah, age 9
See if the man has lipstick on his face.
-Sandra, age 7

Quotes for Thought:

"Success is not the key to happiness.  Happiness is the key to success.  If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." ~Herman Cain

"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."  ~Robert Orben